Blood is thicker than water-color!
The Troma Team is proud to present Sergios Lapel´s Drawing Blood, the hair-raising vampire horror story that´ll run a stake through your chest and break your heart in two! Edmond is a distraught artist who struggles not only with inner demons tormenting his soul, but outer demons set on destroying him. Edmond´s biggest mistake was falling in love with the gorgeous painter Diana…who just happens to be a vampire. Diana likes to draw nude models while drinking their blood and this gorrific practice sets off a lusty relationship with Edmond. It´s undead love: she claims he doesn´t have a heart, and he knows she doesn´t have a soul!
But when the sexy, syringe-toothed Diana decides she wants a long-term commitment (like, forever), Edmond gets cold feet. He likes being mortal. Diana makes Edmond an offer he can´t refuse: bring her models for her upcoming art show, or she´ll kill him. Now a mortal slave, Edmond loses his mind bringing doomed female objets du art to Diana until he meets Dee, a homeless prostitute that could be the key to ending this insane bloodlust. So if you have a scarf, wear it; if you have two hands, cover your eyes; if you have a funny bone, get ready to be tickled, and remember: blood is thicker than water-color!