In each episode of Bert the Conqueror, everyday guy Bert Kreischer takes on the most hilariously absurd, undeniably thrilling and hands-down insane challenges America’s towns have to offer the ones the locals say you just gotta try. From blobbing in Texas to completing four massive Cedar Point, Ohio roller coasters within a single hour, nothing is off limits, for he is . . . Bert the Conqueror.

Cedar Point
Bert visits Sandusky, Ohio’s Cedar Point Amusement Park to take on the "Fearsome Foursome Challenge": riding the park’s four fastest and tallest coasters in less than an hour!

Utah
Bert travels through Utah for thrills at Lagoon Amusement Park, Park City Mountain Resort, and a family’s backyard in Hobble Creek.

Las Vegas
Bert experiences sky-high thrills at the Stratosphere Las Vegas Hotel & Casino on the Vegas Strip and at Bootleg Canyon Flightlines in Boulder City, NV.

New Hampshire
Bert travels to New Hampshire and experiences the excitement of Canobie Lake Park, power kiting, and the 12th annual Mount Sunapee "Slush Cup".

Tennessee
Bert visits Tennessee’s Dollywood and Smoky Mountain Speedpark in Pigeon Forge, then learns the art of Catfish Grabblin’ along the Tennessee river system.

Florida
Bert visits Florida to first ride two extreme coasters at Busch Gardens in Tampa Bay, then to compete in the belly flop contest held by the Redneck Yacht Club in Punta Gorda.

Texas
Bert takes on Texas thrills with rides at Schlitterbahn Waterpark Resort, MudDrags racing in San Antonio, and a "Blobbing" competition in Rocksprings.

Massachusetts
Bert travels to Massachusetts for insane thrills rides at Six Flags New England, then heads to Gloucester to compete in their "Greasy Pole" competition.

South Carolina
Bert visits South Carolina for two outrageous roller coasters and to try his hand at "Redneck Waterskiing".